"I want to kill myself." Killed Bill

Dear Bill, Sorry, but we need to understand the question properly, and probably. first things first, are you asking us how to kill yourself or are you asking us how not to kill yourself? Seconds things next, do you want us to stop you from killing yourself or do you want us to provide you with an easy way to kill yourself? Third things next to next, do you want us to provide you with the many reasons there are for killing yourself or do you want us to provide you with the many reasons there also are for not killing yourself? Fear not, we can provide you with them all. In five colours and in conveniently packaged sizes with a 5-year warranty or guarantee, whichever you can not understand better thrown in for pure effect. Spend a little time thinking about these questions we are urgently posing you. Needless to say, don't needlessly kill yourself over them. Because if you kill yourself over them, we won't be in any position to provide you with an answer to the problem you have come to us with. And being unable to help someone who wants to kill himself would most certainly kill us. Certainly. We live to help. Your help less Funcle.