"I'm not a team player. What should I do?" Group Fucked

Dear Group, Honestly, you're fucked. Are you? Never mind. Jokes apart, your fucked. There is no hope for you. You're going to be very alone. Don't pretend you like that, but you have no choice but to pretend you like that. You're going to be very unsuccessful. Don't pretend you like that, bu you're going to have to pretend you like that. And you're going to be a writer. Don't pretend you like that, but...you get the drill. And the drift. Anyway, once you end up being nothing more than a writer because you can't be anything more, you're going to be very unsuccessful. If you don't want to be fucked, we urge you to pucker up and suck up. If you don't want to be fucked, we urge you to pucker up and shut up. If you don't want to be fucked, we urge you to pucker up and kiss ass. If you can't do any of that, you're going to end up in a group of people who won't pucker up and are fucked. This world is for team players. even writers have to be team players. If you can't write for a team of people, you're only going to be writing for yourself. And if you're only going to be writing for yourself, you're fucked. Join the gang. It's perhaps the only team you'll ever be part of. And perhaps the only way you'll ever learn to be part of a team. Of course, by then it'll be too late. And well and truly fucked. Your singularly fucked Funcle.