"I'm a f***ing asterisk. Read me." Fine Print

Dear Fine, We're not quite sure what your problem is. You see, we're unable to see the true nature of it. Perhaps you should be a little more obvious. Maybe you should ask obelisk. He might be able to give your problem a bit of structure. As of now, we're only seeing stars. If you want us to help you, you're going to have to stop hiding behind them. In our experience, nobody reads the fine print. Nobody reads between the lines. Nobody reads. And neither will we. You want a solution to your problem, come back to us minus the asterisks. Until then, we will not trust you. Without trust, there can be no solution. And trust is not something an asterisk inspires. We hope you understand. We're sure you will understand. And if have trouble doing so, please read the fine print. Since you expect us to, we, too, expect you too. Your fine, fine Funcle.