"Everyone thinks I'm stupid. What should I do?" Stupid Cupid

Dear Cupid, You mean, that's a problem? Whatever gave you the impression being stupid was a problem? You should be glad people call you stupid. You have no idea how far you can go with your stupidity. You should also be very careful with the people who try to make you feel bad by calling you stupid. You should look very suspiciously at these people. There's a very good chance that they're smart people who're very envious of you. They might well be calling you so to try and provoke you into doing something stupid, which they can then learn from. Trust us when we say this, some of the stupidest people in the world end up being very powerful and very successful. See how far George Bush has gone with his stupidity. See how far the American people have gone with their stupidity. See how far Bosses have gone with their stupidity. Which Boss in the world is not stupid? See, what we mean? Of course, and as always, we shall substatiate what we are saying with irrefutable logic. The reason why stupid has always been the blackest black is very simple. Stupid people don't make other people insecure. As a result, stupid people always get promoted. When you're stupid, people don't feel threatened. When you're stupid, you're popular. People tend to like people who they feel are less capable than they themselves are. We advise you to wear your stupidity like a badge. Wear a T-shirt that advertises your SQ, that's Stupidity Quotient, Stupid! Distribute T-shirts that say 'I'm with Stupid.' Make sure you stick with the people you distribute these T-shirts to. Make sure the 'stupid' in the 'I'm with Stupid' is in all capital letters. And just in case you're too stupid to know what that is, here's what all capitals look like STUPID. What else? Ah yes, when people ask you something or for your opinion on something, make sure you say "I don't know". It's the safest safest ever thing you can say in the world. The less you profess to know about anything, the better it will serve you. And yes, this is very important, make sure you blink your eyes vacantly, every time someone asks you something, and then say the magic words. "I don't know". The same words. The three magic words. Every single time. Are you getting all this, you fool? Good. Along the way, if you can also get yourself a pair of tits, big ones, stick 'em on your chest. They go very well with stupidity. And don't fret over your stupidity. The stupidest thing you can do in this world is to strive to show people how intelligent you are. Only stupid people try to do that. The truly stupid, cruise through life making the most of their stupidity. Here's hoping you're intelligent enough to understand these valuable life lessons we're dishing out for free. You're a cool guy Cupid. We love you. Don't ever change. Your envious Funcle.