"My son tells me he's gay. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do." Unhappy Dick

Dear Dick, Don't be a dick. So what if you're son is gay? Let him be what makes him happy. How does that affect you? Does it affect your sex life in anyway? There's a very good chance that his sexual choices might even be as a result of your sexual choices when he was a kid. Have you ever thought about that? Read up a bit on what makes people gay, it might give you something other than your son's sexual choices to think about. On a less negative note, here's a happier thought. In a few years from now, you'll probably be dead and gone. So why make the few years you have left on this planet a living hell when there's a very good chance you'll be on your way to hell for whatever you may have subjected your son to which may have contributed to what he is today. So don't bother with something you're not going to be part of soon. People like you desrve to die. Please don't mistake us. We have nothing against you. We're just very against people who refuse to acknowledge that they may well be the cause of the problems they think other people have. Besides, respected Dick, you should be proud of your son. He has come to you and told you he's gay. Few sons have the guts to talk to their parents about such things. Parents tend to be so fucking controlling and puritanical about such things, not to mention hypocritical, that they end up knowing little about their kids' real lives. Parents just bloody prefer to believe what they'd like to believe. You should be thankful your brave son decided to prick your delusional bubble. Imagine if you'd found out from someone else. Worse, imagine if you didn't find out, but always suspected there might be something different about him. Just imagine how hard that would have been to deal with. Your respectable friends would keep asking you all kinds of uncomfortable questions about your son's marital status. Now, you can just tell them he's fucking gay. That should shut them up. Of course, they might end up wondering whether you had something to do with it. Well, deal with it. And if you can't, please do write to us. Take a little time off, think about the bad old days and let us help you exorcise yourself of what you may have done in your younger days to your helpless children in their younger days. Thank you for helping us get it all out of our system. If there's anything you'd like us to help you get out of your system, the mind is open. Yours no-longer-in-agony, Funcle.